Mobile MechanicsWho ActuallyAnswer The Bloody Phone
Shocking, we know. A real human. Not a robot. Not hold music from 1987.
We're Kent's mobile auto repair specialists who come to YOU — your driveway, your workplace, that dodgy Tesco car park where your car decided to die. Wherever. We don't judge.
We fix brakes (Stoppy Boys — because stopping is important, apparently), delete your DPF/EGR nightmares (Pandas Off — bye bye warning lights), do ECU remapping for more vroom, program car keys without selling your firstborn to a dealer, and basically handle all the specialist stuff that makes garages go "ooooh that'll cost ya".
Translation for Google: Mobile mechanic Kent, car diagnostics, brake repair, DPF delete, EGR delete, ECU remapping, car key programming, auto locksmith, 24/7 breakdown service. (SEO sorted. Back to being fun.)
🎯 The deal: No jargon designed to confuse you. No "well, while we were in there we found 47 other problems". No mechanic sighs and teeth-sucking. Just honest work, fair prices, and we explain everything in actual English.
We Drive to You. That's Our Whole Thing.
Kent & Surrounding Areas
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Services That Don't Suck
We named them weird things because we're fun like that. But they're all real services done by real mechanics. Promise.
How This Works
It's not rocket science. Unless your car is a rocket. Then call NASA.
Because The Other Guys Are Boring
Every mobile mechanic says they're "professional" and "reliable". Yawn. Here's what actually matters:
We Answer Our Phones
Novel concept, we know. Call us and speak to an actual human being who can help you. Wild.
We Show Up On Time
When we say 2pm, we mean 2pm. Not "sometime between Tuesday and the heat death of the universe".
We Explain Things Properly
No jargon designed to confuse you into paying more. We'll tell you what's wrong in actual English.
We Don't Rip You Off
Transparent pricing. No sudden "discoveries" that conveniently double the bill. We're not those people.
What Other Customers Said
"Finally, a mechanic who doesn't treat me like I'm stupid. Fixed my car and made me laugh."
— Sarah, Probably
"They deleted my DPF and my anxiety about warning lights in one visit."
— Dave's Diesel
"Stoppy Boys sorted my brakes. Stopping now occurs when I want it to. 10/10."
— Mike
Service Areas
We drive to you. That's literally our whole thing.