We've Got Some
Bad News.
Our work horse decided right now was the perfect time to take an extended holiday.
A Genuinely Sorry Note 🫠
First things first: we've seen your messages, your missed-call notifications, your "hello?? hello???" texts, and the enquiry forms. All of them. Every. Single. One.
We have not been ignoring you on purpose. We've been ignoring you because life decided to throw the kitchen sink, the dishwasher, and a small cement mixer at us all in the same week.
Here's the chaos, in convenient list form:
- 🚐 Our trusty van — the workhorse, the legend — has officially decided it's done. Retired. Off to van Valhalla. We're currently hunting for a replacement that doesn't cost the same as a small flat.
- 📞 The phones haven't stopped ringing. Apparently a lot of cars broke at the same time. Rude.
- 🧠 We're two humans, not a call centre. Turns out you can't answer 47 calls while elbow-deep in a brake calliper.
- 😅 We genuinely did not expect this much demand. We're flattered. We're also extremely overwhelmed. Both things, at once.
So we're taking the website offline for a hot minute. Not because we've vanished. Not because we've been arrested. Not because we've started a goat farm (yet). Just so we can catch up, find new wheels, and stop letting people down one voicemail at a time.
If we owe you a callback, a quote, or a fix — we know. It's on the list. The list is long. The list has its own list.
We'll Be Back. Very Soon.
Normal service resuming as soon as we find a van that starts on the first try and finish replying to everyone.
Thank you for being patient. Thank you for being kind. Thank you for not setting fire to our inbox.