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Alright. Your Loss.
Not ours. Yours.
We'll be fine. We've got plenty of customers who actually want their cars to work.
That noise your car makes? It's getting louder. Every. Single. Day.
Here's What Happens Now
The Problem Gets Worse
Car problems don't fix themselves. That £200 repair? Give it a month. It'll be £800. Physics and entropy don't care about your schedule.
You Pay More Later
Either to us (eventually), a main dealer (ouch), or the scrap yard (RIP). Your choice. We'll still be here. Probably drinking tea.
The Inevitable Breakdown
It'll happen at the worst possible moment. Job interview. Date night. School run. Cars have a sense of comedic timing.
Meanwhile, We'll Be...
- ✓ Fixing other people's cars
- ✓ Getting 5-star reviews
- ✓ Drinking tea
- ✓ Not worrying about you at all, really
- ✓ Being excellent at our jobs
- ✓ Probably having biscuits
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Because let's be honest, if you won't fix it, you'll need to replace it eventually.
No hard feelings. Your car might have some, but we don't.
See you when that warning light finally wins. ✌️